Salman's time-pass tweets!

Mumbai, April 28 -- Looks like Salman Khan is doing around the clock-pass on Twitter, remarks Rapchik Rajni as she logs online from her kaaliberry. Kya hua, I wonder and she tells me that the star is posting 'kuchh bhi' on the micro-blogging spot.
Showing me some photographs, she tells me that I must read his tweets to suppose her. Turns out that Sallu posted a picture of a potato chip on his take on to put the accent on his tweet: "I've got a damage on my carry." If that's not a sufficient amount he even uploaded a snap of a almost empty mug wondering, "Who drank my coffee?"
other than the one that just about caused my eyeballs to pop out was a photograph of a single slipper with a tweet: "Can't find the additional one." Really, possibly Sallu should take a few instructions from Lalil Modi, the floating IPL Chairman and representative on the fine art of tweeting. What say?